Heaven and Hell

Heaven is

where the police is British,
the salaries are American,
the wives Indian,
the cooks French,
the mechanics German,
the lovers Italian,
and it is all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is

where the cooks are British,
the salaries Indian,
the wives American,
the mechanics French,
the lovers Swiss,
the police German,
and it is all organized by the Italians.